Become a Talossan Citizen

Zevenetz ‘n Erteier!

Azul, prospective Talossan!

(See, now you know how to say “Hello” in Talossan already!)

Becoming a Talossan is so easy it’s almost funny. The immigration process begins by filling out the form below, which is sent off to the Interior Minister.  The form asks of you a few simple questions (like who and where you are, and why you want to become a Talossan) and verify that you are a real person. (It is totally easy; kind of like the three questions required to cross the Bridge of Death in Monty Python and the Holy Grail — “What is your name?” “What is your quest?” “What is your favourite colour?”)

Once we have the form, the Ministry of the Interior will contact you and guide you on the next step.  You will be introduced to the current citizenry, and a minimum of 15 days later, if you have shown yourself to be someone who will be an active and interested Talossan, a current citizen is sure to petition the King beseeching him to grant you citizenship. The rest is the history you will help us write.

As our nation’s Website shows, there’s a lot of stuff to do in Talossa. Politics, language, music, sport… and most of all, just plain fun. We’re not just a nation of laws, we are a nation of people. Talossa is a way of thinking. Talossa is a culture. Come join us.

What do you say?

If you say Yes, or even if you say Maybe, fill out the form below and shoot it off to the Interior Minister to indicate your interest.

What are you waiting for??

Really. I mean it. What are you waiting for??



About Talossan Names: Your full and actual given name is required by this form. Once Talossan citizenship is granted to you, you may choose to adopt a Talossan name, which is a simple translation of your true and given name into the Talossan language. The nation's Bureau of the Language will be happy to assist you in this.